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Week 8: Can you hear me now?

Posted by Caption Contest on July 30, 2007 - 4:53 PM

About me? I have a great tan, a mustache, a stylish shaved head, I'm in great shape and love sushi... sooo, what are you doing Friday night?

Winning entry submitted by wbblack

Runners up:

Dell is really taking their outsourcing a little too far. -- bosheaf

"It's gonna be OK; we'll get through this. Now gently twist the harpoon ..." -- rharwood

For the last time, I don't want to switch my long distance service, so stop calling me. -- talliegir1

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Give us a funny caption for this AP photo of Pico the Walrus holding her mock phone and you could win a prize.

The funniest wins a $15 gift card from Target. We'll pick the winner Friday.

-- Augusta.com Staff

Submitted by centigray on July 30, 2007 - 5:11 PM.
Hello, customer service? I have a complaint about your hair growth product.

Submitted by kurz88 on July 30, 2007 - 9:32 PM.
No, I'm not going to the dentist. I still got two good teeth left!

Submitted by john72440 on July 30, 2007 - 10:44 PM.
Hi Mom! Guess what? I just got picked for "America Has Talent!".

Submitted by centigray on July 30, 2007 - 11:55 PM.
Hey Doc, would you mind calling me in a refill on Viagra?

Submitted by wbblack on July 31, 2007 - 8:07 AM.
About me? I have a great tan, a mustache, a stylish shaved head, I'm in great shape and love sushi...sooo, what are you doing Friday night?

Submitted by christineg on July 31, 2007 - 8:43 AM.
Beam me up Scottie!

Submitted by mag5 on July 31, 2007 - 9:36 AM.
Yes thats correct...Extra Anchovies and no pepperoni!

Submitted by caintrain on August 01, 2007 - 4:53 PM.
Copycat

Submitted by purpleprincess97 on August 02, 2007 - 12:47 PM.
actually caintrain, this one posted before yours. Sorry.

Submitted by tehkurt on July 31, 2007 - 10:23 AM.
Hallo? Iz dis tha othoriteez? I beeleev someone has stolen mah bukkit!

Submitted by talliegir1 on July 31, 2007 - 10:31 AM.
For the last time, I don't want to switch my long distance service, so stop calling me.

Submitted by bosheaf on July 31, 2007 - 11:09 AM.
Dell is really taking their outsourcing a little too far.

Submitted by edst4 on August 02, 2007 - 6:13 PM.
LOL

Submitted by brian_nunnallee on July 31, 2007 - 11:53 AM.
This is Pico, from SITEL...

Submitted by nena_debebe on July 31, 2007 - 12:20 PM.
Yeah, get me Charlie the Tuna's agent.

Submitted by soccerguy762000 on July 31, 2007 - 1:00 PM.
Yes, is this the "Teach your human trainer to do stupid tricks" hotline?

Submitted by laurencfay on July 31, 2007 - 1:02 PM.
"No. I'm not kidding. They cancelled my flight out of Bush Field AGAIN!..They're putting me on a shuttlebus to Atlanta. I'm trying not to scream right now."

Submitted by heneggs on July 31, 2007 - 1:47 PM.
No, I'm not a donkey or an elephant. I'm an independent.

Submitted by billydwilliams on July 31, 2007 - 2:48 PM.
Pleez U has bukket?

Submitted by david123abc on July 31, 2007 - 2:49 PM.
brakur brakur be on da lukout fore mah bukkit

Submitted by draksig on July 31, 2007 - 2:57 PM.
It's a trap!

Submitted by privatelewis on July 31, 2007 - 3:30 PM.
It is time to dance the Warl-Tooise!!!

Submitted by purpleprincess97 on July 31, 2007 - 4:03 PM.
Hello 911, I'm about to make a tomato sandwich. Just wanted to let you know.

Submitted by loubaldy on July 31, 2007 - 4:09 PM.
Could you speak up? I seem to have lost my ears!

Submitted by maryamoo on July 31, 2007 - 5:05 PM.
Yes, is this Dr. Mitchel's office, the orthodontist ?

Submitted by jbartley42 on July 31, 2007 - 5:48 PM.
Hello? Do you have Free Willy in a can?

Submitted by privatelewis on July 31, 2007 - 5:56 PM.
Have you heard of the WAl-R-US department store?

Submitted by maryamoo on July 31, 2007 - 7:29 PM.
Well excuse me ! You try dialing correct numbers with a flipper !

Submitted by jcwilliams on July 31, 2007 - 8:59 PM.
What? Oh.. No that's not a walrus...that's my Morgan Stanley guy.

Submitted by danhatch on July 31, 2007 - 9:27 PM.
"The time has come," the Walrus said, "To talk of many things: Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax-- Of cabbages--and kings-- And why the sea is boiling hot-- And whether pigs have wings."

Submitted by caintrain on July 31, 2007 - 9:53 PM.
Make that a large with extra anchovies!

Submitted by zenagirl on August 01, 2007 - 12:22 AM.
Can you hear me now,this is old snaggle-tooth!!

Submitted by Barberman on August 01, 2007 - 4:31 PM.
...if you call me and say "goo goo goo joob" one more time, I am going to report you to my cell carrier!

Submitted by dillath on August 01, 2007 - 3:17 AM.
Sorry, this is not Walmart. Check the number and dial again.

Submitted by stormy58 on August 01, 2007 - 8:09 AM.
Clams,snails,crabs,shrimp, anything else dear?

Submitted by kobrien26 on August 01, 2007 - 2:12 PM.
Hello Is this Extreme Makeover ? It is, well do I have a Job for. I need the whole sha bang

Submitted by stevebrock334 on August 01, 2007 - 3:04 PM.
"so, I said, No that's ice cream!"

Submitted by JENNLB17 on August 01, 2007 - 4:35 PM.
psssss. Hey Ramon, I gotta job for ya.

Submitted by rharwood on August 01, 2007 - 6:06 PM.
"... If you would like to speak to a walrus wearing a gown, press 2 ..."

Submitted by rharwood on August 01, 2007 - 6:09 PM.
"It's gonna be OK; we'll get through this. Now gently twist the harpoon ..."

Submitted by rharwood on August 01, 2007 - 6:11 PM.
"Oh Jack, I wish you could see this. I've got staws and a fake mustache and I swear they're buying it!"

Submitted by sid2279 on August 01, 2007 - 8:11 PM.
Drop off the money on 7th and Broad if you ever want to see your seal again. No Polar Bears.

Submitted by mgmann on August 01, 2007 - 8:45 PM.
"Tennessee Tuxedo," this is "Chumbley." I don't know how to change the ringtone on this thing. We'd better go see "Mr. Whoopee."

Submitted by mgmann on August 01, 2007 - 8:47 PM.
The cell phone company told me I could cut my teeth on this starter phone. Just look what happened!

Submitted by mgmann on August 01, 2007 - 9:16 PM.
Pico...this is the dentist. Didn't I tell you what would happen if you didn't stop grinding your tusks?

Submitted by StephenChase on August 02, 2007 - 2:23 AM.
Kenny Taylor calling in to see how everything's been going since his retirement...

Submitted by mag5 on August 02, 2007 - 7:18 AM.
So Hariett....How was your Migration this year?

Submitted by skellart on August 02, 2007 - 9:42 AM.
hello, david crosby fan club, sorry the look alike contest is over.

Submitted by mike92nyg on August 02, 2007 - 9:53 AM.
"Make it snappy. You're wasting my minutes."

Submitted by angeldeb66 on August 02, 2007 - 12:28 PM.
AT & T are full of bull, I can never reach my friends and family.