1. Suncreen? Check.

2. Nalgene bottle filled with ice water? Check.

3. Handful of coins to buy small amount of candy at concession stand to encourage/celebrate good behavior? Check.

4. Towels, goggles, flips? Check.

5. Taser gun with low-level shock emission to disrupt muscle function, perhaps just a very small muscle like the calf and just enough to slow them down so that when they are agitated and tired and fighting and I have to say their name repeatedly it will just be a gentle reminder that I mean business? No! Never! Of course not.