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Racists need love tooPosted by Channing-100Proof on April 22, 2007 - 7:17 PM In one of my first blog entries I wrote that racism is here to stay. I got a little bit of heat for saying it but it had to be said. Now, after talking to my friend JungleGoddess, (real name hidden to protect the innocent) we have decided that since it will always be here, we might as well profit from it. We are going to start a dating site for racists. Before you laugh think about this, niche dating sites are becoming popular. If you are Jewish and want some romance you can visit jdate.com. If you are African-American and looking for amore you can go to blacksinglesconnection.com. Wanna be Latin lovers have latinamericancupid.com. Where do racists go when they are looking for that someone special? With any luck they will come to our site, tentatively called myownkind.com. Racists alone are an untapped market. Hell, we will make a fortune on local sign ups alone. If there is one thing I have learned about Augusta in my 6 years here, it is that the city is full of racists, black and white. To say that Augusta has a racial divide is a gross understatement. Before you all respond with the typical "if you don't like Augusta then leave" comments, let me say that I actually like the city. I just think race relations are not one of its strong points. I should also note that even though I say it is for racists, our site will be for anyone that hates any group of people for almost any reason. We are equal opportunity exploiters. Do you think blacks are thugs and should be sent back to Africa? To you feel that Mexicans are only here to take our jobs? Think that Jews are greedy people that control all the world finances? Do you believe that gays are the single biggest threat to humanity? Or maybe you buy into the popular notion that all Muslims are terrorists and should be arrested or shot on site. It doesn't matter if you are a xenophobe, racist, homophobe, anti-Semite or something else. If you are a bigot we will find you a date. Maybe we should change the name of the site to bigotlove.com. We will have questions like: On a scale of 1-10 how much do you hate the follow groups of people?
If you had the power to perfrom one of these tasks, which one would you pick?
Based on your answers to those questions we would match you up withsomeone who hates the same things you do. This site would also help non-bigots. Right now they are in the same dating pool as the rest of us and that creates problems. Ladies wouldn't you hate to start dating a guy and later find out that he is a neo-Nazi? Guys let's say you meet a woman that you think is Mrs. Right and after months of dating you find out that she is a racist hates your best friend Darrin because he is black? Our site will help put an end to all that. By giving bigots their own site to find love, we can make sure that they are only pair up with other bigots. It's one less skeleton that you will have to worry about finding in your loved ones closet. Also this could help reduce the number of them in the long run. I would like to believe that non-bigots out number the full fledged ones. With any luck there will eventually be a shortage and their numbers will be thinned out by inbreeding (or as they might it call "keeping the race pure"). So if your heart is filled with hate but you are still looking for love, be sure to check out myownkind.com. The one site where you can find love, contain bigotry and make us rich all at the same time. Let's take the hate and turn it into something positive, money. Submitted by isuzurodeo1996 on April 23, 2007 - 10:05 AM.
Oh my god, by far the best blog the augusta chronicle has ever posted. Finally, ALL race cards will be pulled. Its a great idea and I greatly appreciate such a great laugh on a Monday morning. By the way Im lookin for a date that hates everyone. Hate every color, religion, just plain everyone. Can you help? HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Submitted by Channing-100Proof on April 23, 2007 - 1:44 PM.
Not sure what you are looking for but if you need a women that hates everyone then my friend JungleGoddess would be perfect for you. She hates just about all mankind. :) Email: channing100proof@gmail.com Submitted by Channing-100Proof on April 24, 2007 - 7:08 PM.
Thanks for the compliment. Considering my views on tall men I think I would fit right in with the Lilliputians. :)
Email: channing100proof@gmail.com Submitted by Channing-100Proof on April 25, 2007 - 7:59 PM.
An equal opportunity hater is quite possibly the world’s most perfect mate. I think that is the way to go. Consistency is an under appreciated quality in a significant other. Email: channing100proof@gmail.com Submitted by baronez111 on April 25, 2007 - 2:04 PM.
I have to say, Channing, I like the way you write, makes us think outside the box. Is it possible to simply have another category for people to get together in friendship that don't like racists, bigots or the prejudiced? Or is something wrong with that, too? Anyway, I hope people spend a lot more time laughing with and loving, respecting and caring for each other instead of judgin', categorizin' and hatin' on each other. Hate is an evil, self-destructive force. There is no justification for it, but pointing out the absurdity of such behavior with originality and humor helps us ease the tension and aids positive communication. Thanks.
Submitted by wbblack on April 26, 2007 - 9:17 AM.
Yep, yep...I want someone that hates all the same types of people I do. That would just leave my twin sister. Oh well, having the perfect mate so close to home just saved the cost of signing up for your service. Maybe I need to start a "family only" dating service. Nah, that's just icky. How ya been, Channing? Love your blog, man.
Bart
Submitted by Channing-100Proof on April 29, 2007 - 2:49 PM.
WB, It's always nice to know that I have at least 1 fan. :) And I agree with you, dateyourfamily.com just sounds a little too icky. Email: channing100proof@gmail.com Submitted by AwareN07 on April 29, 2007 - 10:25 AM.
Now that was humor. Imus and Austin need to take a page from you. It wasn't offensive and it was pure raw honesty they say it is truth in jokes and just to do my part I would like to be one of the appointment schedulers after all money is green ha ha ha ha the inbreed thing was really funny
Submitted by Channing-100Proof on April 29, 2007 - 2:55 PM.
I rarely agree with Austin and I have never listened to Imus but they have been offering up their opinion for years and getting paid for it so I guess they are doing something right. As soon as we get things going, I will be sure to send you a job application. I am sure that we will need plenty of people. Email: channing100proof@gmail.com Submitted by jscraig on April 30, 2007 - 4:30 PM.
C-dogg,
The only thing Austin and Imus have done right are attract foaming-at-the-mouth reich-wing nut jobs, to whom advertisers can sell all sorts of crap to. Attracting the lowest common denominator and feeding off the deepest, darkest fears of WASPs? Lucrative.
Submitted by baronez111 on May 02, 2007 - 6:13 PM.
jscraig, I get the impression you haven't actually listened to Austin Rhodes. I listen to him, and I have been pleasantly surprised at the positive things he has said and done. I don't always agree with him, but much of the time I do. When he gets tacky, I turn him off, because I prefer not to hear it and I usually don't think it is funny. I've noticed his audience is not exclusively WASP, and I am not one either. I would not consider his radio show content as low as the level of Don Imus', or even lower to the level of Ryan B's. I think a lot of the attacks on and protests against Austin are retaliation for the well-deserved negative attention Ryan B. has received. If Austin ever makes a mistake he calls himself to task for it and apologizes for it. I respect that. I have no respect for race-baiters and hate-mongers. From what I have heard on the radio Austin Rhodes does not fit those categories. As for the others, if the shoe fits they can wear it.
Submitted by mommasboyj on May 15, 2007 - 7:21 PM.
Unfortunately the world just lost a possible new member for the racist club.
Unfortunately, Dr. Jerry Falwell passed away this morning at his office at Liberty University. He probably needs our prayers today; I just do not think I can make myself do it. It is always sad when someone passes away, and then the philosophical discussion or thoughts of will they go to heaven or hell. The man did a lot of good in his time, but I wonder if that makes up for the hate he preached in his time towards homosexuals, feminist minorities, and people and religions of other parts of the world. I personally do not think so, and think Saddam and him are arguing in Hell as we speak, but we will never know for sure until we die. But then again I would hate to drop to his level, so May He Rest in Peace & May God Bless His Bigoted, Prejudiced, and Hateful Soul.
Submitted by perishute on May 18, 2007 - 12:00 PM.
I would like you all to listen to your conscience as you read
this. And please answer each question before going to the
next. Do not mock lest you be considered what you like to
call "close minded"
1. Would you consider yourself to be a good person. (YES OR NO)
2. Do you think you have kept the 10 comandments. If so:
A. Have you ever lied in your life (again think hard and listen to your conscience)
What are you considered (Hint: If I lied what would I be called)
1. The word of God says all liars will have there part in the lake of fire ( Rev 21:8)
B. Have you ever stolen anything in you life (listen to your conscience)
What are you considered (Hint if i stole something what am I)
1. The word of God says thieves will not inherit the kindom of God (1 Corinthians 6:10)
C. Have you ever committed adultery (read the following and again listen to your
conscience) for the word of God states that if a man looks at a woman with lust he has
committed adultery in his heart (Matt 5:28)
What are you considered (Hint: what am I if I were to commit adultery)
1.The word of God says whoever commits adultery destroys himself (Proverbs 6:32)
D. Have you ever murdered anyone (read the following and again listen to your
conscience) the word of God says anyone who hates is a murder (1 John 3:15)
So even if you have hated someone what are you considered
1. The word says you do not have eternal life in you (eternal life being heaven)
(1 John 3:15)
So now if you are being honest with yourself and listening to your conscience you may be one or all of the above: a lying, thieving, adulterous, murderer. Now what does this mean to you. You may not believe in God or an afterlife, or so you say, however the majority in here have condemned this man Jerry Falwell to hell and so you obviously believe there is a hell. With that said, when you die, and you stand before God (whether you believe in Him or not)
would you be innocent or guilty of keeping the 10 commandments. You as I as Jerry Falwell would be considered guilty. Reason is that there is not one righteous among us. The difference between me and alot of you other individuals is that I have confessed my sins and accepted Jesus Christ as my savior, as he died on the cross and rose three days later. Now many if not all of you reading this will scoff saying that Jesus crap means nothing to me and God does not exist. However I mentioned to you to listen to your conscience the knowledge of right and wrong, what the Lord has given you to prove he exists, because your conscience was placed there to guide you daily. Now some of you choose not to listen to this guide, and I pray that one day you will come to listen and understand. Your life may be absolutely perfect now, however our God does not look at each day, he sees your life fom beginning to end and knows that tomorrow may bring sadness or even death. I type this because your days are numbered, and if you don't know for sure your end, I would be afraid, because that means you are in all likelyhood going to hell. Hell is depicted as a place of fire and torment, however more than that it is a place of rememberance, as you will know forever that you had opportunities to go to heaven and you chose not to. So I again pray your hearts soften to receive the Lord as your Savior. If at all you wish to come to know the Lord and ultimately allow the Lord Jesus to save your soul from eternal damnation (hell) then pray this prayer:
Dear Lord, I ask that you forgive me of my sins, and cleanse me from my unrighteousness. Lord from this day forward I repent and turn away from those things that are displeasing to you and embrace the fact that Jesus Christ died on the cross for me and my sins and rose three days later. AMEN
If you prayed this and actually meant it (again listen to your conscience) your name has been written on the lambs book of life and you have been accepted into the kingdom of God (heaven)
If you are fully skeptical and think this is a huge hoax, I understand your doubt, however I plead with you to reconsider as you are playing russian roulette with your soul.
From here purchase a Bible if you do not have one and if you do read it and apply it's teachings to your life. This is because the Bible is (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth)
For any churches nearest you or just to have a burden to talk about and prayed on please email me at:
Perishute@yahoo.com
Submitted by diegosevi on August 18, 2007 - 7:59 PM.
WHO REALLY IS AUSTIN RHODES ??
He has been on radio for 16 years & has no biography. Not even one on WGAC's homepage.
What good deed has he done?
I guess the worse thing he has been arrested or convicted of is peeing in public...Sounds like a Seinfiled episode.
Wonder where old PeePee boy was caught??
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