A stripper named Luscious (not what you think)

Ok, I am not an expert on male strippers and I don't plan on becoming one but I heard an ad on the radio that made me wonder what some of those dudes are doing.

Apparently some of these 'entertainers' are coming to Augusta. They all have your typical male stripper names like Python, Anaconda, and Jack Hammer. Those all make sense but there is also one called "Luscious". This guy must have been the last one in line at the Stripper Academy when they were assigning stage names.

Luscious is not a name for a male stripper is the name of a female porn star or Paris Hilton's dog.

This name is confusing because if most guys hear that someone named Luscious is performing in their town, they will probably think it is a woman. This could cause problems.

Luscious, if you are reading this I am going to suggest a few possible alternatives for you.

• Spyderman
• The Human Tripod
• Bazooka Joe
• Rocket man
• Dirty Dancer

If none of these work for you, I encourage you to pick your own. Just don't use "Night Train" or "Juggernaut" those are mine. :)