Vote for The Weasel!

The Weasel wants your vote on Election Day.

It doesn’t matter what office. It doesn’t matter what state.

Here is your chance to tell the politically connected that you would rather waste your vote on The Weasel than help one of their hand-picked weasels get into office.

A write-in vote for The Weasel will send a strong message to our politicians that you want a change.

If elected, The Weasel will not serve. In fact, The Weasel will not even collect a salary, saving taxpayers money. That’s a pledge no other politician can make.

Here is The Weasel’s platform:

- The Weasel is for all good things and against all bad things.

- The Weasel will not vote for a tax increase, nor a decrease.

- The Weasel will not change the balance of power.

- The Weasel will not e-mail congressional pages. In fact, The Weasel will not e-mail anyone.

- The Weasel will not accept payments from lobbyists. Cash donations from everyone else is perfectly acceptable.

Write "The Weasel" when you cast your ballot on Election Day.

Vote for The Weasel you know, not the weasel you don’t know.

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