No Iraqi left behind

With the war in Iraq going badly, and the possibility of Democrats sweeping the midterm elections, President Bush gathered his staff and military planners this weekend to hammer out an exit strategy for Iraq.

Combining "Stay the Course" with "Cut and Run" and "No Child Left Behind," the administration has created a bold new plan.

The result is "No Iraqi Left Behind."

The President's program is designed to disarm Iraq's sectarian militia, remove 50 percent of roadside bombs by 2010 and improve SAT scores by 25 points.

Mr. Bush's "No Iraqi Left Behind" plan has the following features:

- If the Iraqi government underperforms, citizens of Iraq will be allowed to transfer to another country.

- Iraq's president must wear a uniform of khaki shorts, blue shirt and a baseball cap

- Iraqi soldiers will be provided vouchers to attend faith-based military training

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