Hey, N, CAA

How many kids have you scammed today?
Ahh, the NCAA, always the flirt.
“Come, come, 300 pound C student, come to my academically strict college.
You are not prepared, but you are so big and strong and you look so good in my uniform. There is stardust in your eyes. Look at all the pretty cheerleaders, looking at you!
Yes, you, you above all others, will be a star!
We will pay for everything!
Even the uniform, even your degree in consumer economics, if you are one of the lucky ones.
And, you, big strong C student, you are one of the lucky ones.”

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varymaleatheletshaveahighdropoutrateyouwon’thavemoneyfor
clothesbeadsortrinketseventhoughyou’llwork50hourseveryweek
andwewillmakemillionsfromyourtalentsonlytosendyouintheworld
pennilesswithonlyafewpicturesandevenifyoudogetadegreein
consumereconomicsyouwillmakelessmoneythanifyouhadlearnedto
weldandifyourfatherdieswhileyouareherewecan’tevenletyou
borrowasuitandtieorgiveyouaridehometothefuneralohyouareso
dumbyoubigstrongathlete…)