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Peace on the timeshare plan

Posted by gimpel on October 12, 2006 - 6:41 AM

North Korea, all you have to do is listen to our short sales pitch, take our money, and be peaceful until the money runs out.
Then simply do it all over again.
What if you don’t like peace? Not to worry. With our plan, you can go back to aggression whenever you want! What could be easier? We aren’t selling peace. We are selling the process of peace. It is much easier. We don’t need to maintain a maintenance staff. You only have to sit through our lectures, and then sign an unbinding peace contract.
The peace costs revert back to the seller, and the process starts all over again.
More money for you!
Peace at Myrtle Beach, aggression everyplace else. What could be better?
Our staff of compliant news media makes it so easy. They will only report what you do at Myrtle Beach. We will ask you to wear the complimentary “No money, no peace” T-shirt while you are here, though.
Our top salesmen will ensure you always get the peak times during campaign season.
Remember, you own the peace timeshare, but can walk away at any time. We’ll buy it back.
You can’t transfer the title, but, see above. Wink wink nod nod.
The only cost to you is a few photos and complimentary words. We will even write the words for you!
Our contract is in writing. But it isn’t a contract with you.
That is the beauty of our program. The contract is with us! We are making peace with our own selves! And, aren’t our words pretty? Say so! That will make us happy, and we will give you more money. Want us to finance your aggression? Say you need money for food. We will give you money!
Check out our references at jimmycbillc.con

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Submitted by imdstuf on October 12, 2006 - 9:47 AM.

I am not going to defend Clinton's way of handling North Korea, as it appears there are flaws with many things all administrations do, but I will ask a question. Under the current administration we have how many inspectors in North Korea?


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Submitted by gimpel on October 12, 2006 - 5:41 PM.

actually, we have thousands upon thousands of inspectors in North Korea... each child who drinks the North Korean version of Ovaltine gets a special decoder ring
They can send secret messages to Bush and Rove, and the communist leadership never knows... after all, if Bush can control the price of gasoline and know about each and every congressional email, couldn't he overthrow a country using only Ovaltine and a few decoder rings?
and the message doesn't say, "drink more Ovaltine," like in Christmas Story, either.
inspectors in North Korea? What, exactly, would they inspect?
The bomb?
Inspectors are for countries that DON'T have a bomb.
Kind of useless afterward.
You know what they'll say.
"Bomb? Us? You'll put your eye out, kid."

"flaws with many things all administrations do..."
except the current one, of course...
but, perhaps you are softening toward our President?
Perhaps you may actually begin treating him fairly?
It won't put your eye out to do that...
just don't say fudge


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Submitted by FrozenOne on October 14, 2006 - 7:01 PM.

Clearify yourself, what point are you trying to come across with. Is it that Bill was a screw up causing problems for the current Admin?


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Submitted by mgroothand on October 12, 2006 - 10:21 AM.

Gimpel, you're playing a dangerous game since too many readers of your blog will take you seriously and/or believe all the fun hyperbole as facts. For those that do, read Ann Coulter's column of today, 10/12.
I will say that we as a nation must come down on North Korea like a ton of bricks and totally ostracize them. Iran is watching every move we make and will be strongly emboldened to proceed with their plans unless we apply all punitive measures needed. Let's make this an opportunity for the US to shed our image of being a paper tiger and show some real teeth before it's too late.


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Submitted by mgroothand on October 12, 2006 - 10:28 AM.

Gimpel: Thought I would check out the web site you suggested, jimmycbillc,com, it went directly to a porn website.....? Furthermore it told me that jimmycbillc.com does not exist, hmmm


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Submitted by gimpel on October 12, 2006 - 5:28 PM.

oops.. .coM doesn't exist...
their website is .coN
I shouldn't have put their website in the blog.
You have to have a special diplomatic protocol to access any .coN site...
it is interesting, though
Jimmy and Bill are waaaay smart


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Submitted by g_dog_blog on October 12, 2006 - 10:43 AM.

gimpel, don’t tell anyone, but I think imdstuf is trying to set a trap for you while trying to covertly suggest that it is Mr. Bush’s fault. Wink – Wink – Nod – Nod!!!!!

Well, imd, you won't defend Mr. Clinton but you will attack Mr. Bush. This world is not a vacuum. You cannot draw a line in the sand and say, O.K. Mr. Bush; we can't change what Mr. Clinton did but why is this N. Korea thing in such a mess?

The reason it is in a mess is because of the previous administration and a communist who is flexing his muscles and has ignored every thing he agreed to do. Does he not have a part in this? Can we blame him? Or would that be too much to ask a liberal to consider?

imdstuf you are about as ridiculous as the Islamofascists.


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Submitted by FrozenOne on October 14, 2006 - 6:58 PM.

Amen! G-dog-blog, I agree with you 100%. Well put.


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