Take the Weasel’s quiz

Are you a closet liberal?

Do you have conservative tendencies?

Take The Weasel’s quiz and find out what you really are.

Answer each question truthfully and jot down the points associated with the answer.

1) What are you?
- A Liberal. (2 points)
- A Conservative. (1 point)
- A Whig. (0 points)

2) Do you hug trees?
- All the time. (2 points)
- Hardly ever. (1 point)
- You’ve got to be kidding! (0 points)

3) I would vote for a candidate that supports …
- pro choice. (2 points)
- pro life. (1 point)
- pro life and the death penalty (0 points)

4) The government should run a budget deficit when …
- it needs money to feed the hungry. (2 points)
- there is a war. (1 pts.)
- Republicans are in power. (0 points)

5) Stem cell research should be …
- used to create new drugs that help mankind. (2 points)
- shut down immediately. (1 point)
- done in other countries. (0 pts.)

6) Tax cuts are for …
- reducing budget surpluses. (2 points)
- stimulating the economy. (1 point)
- the very rich. (0 point)

7) I want the water I drink to be …
- clean and pollution free. (2 points)
- mostly clean. (1 point)
- imported (0 points)

8) I get most of my news from …
- CNN (2 points.)
- Fox News Channel (1 point)
- Comedy Central (0 pts.)

9) The government should be allowed to spy on U.S. citizens …
- when they get a court order. (2 points)
- when the President says it should. (1 point)
- when the citizens have a foreign-sounding name. (0 points)

10) I am a member of …
- The A.C.L.U. (2 points)
- The N.R.A. (1 point)
- The K.K.K. (0 points)

Now add up your points.

15-20 points: Congratulations! You are a Liberal!
8-14 points: Congratulations! You are a Conservative!
0-7 points: Congratulations! You are an idiot!

- Pop goes The Weasel!