Hey Al, start digging…

Great victories in history
1916 Georgia Tech 222 Cumberland College 0
1940 Chicago Bears 73 Washington Redskins 0
1998 U.S. Senate 98 Kyoto 0
During the Clinton presidency…

Remember that next time you read a news report like this:
During Clinton's administration, the global Kyoto Protocol to curb the release of greenhouse gases was created but the Bush administration has rejected it on grounds it will hurt the U.S. economy.
well, electricity would have doubled in price…
But Al Gore could indeed save our planet and species, save baseball, save hotdogs, save apple pie, save mama… save all of humanity. He is so smart and knows how to use a computer, too. He admitted it in Newsweek:

“After I left the White House in January 2001, I once again started giving a slide show on global warming on a regular basis. The first time I took the slides out of storage and held them up to the light and combined them into one carousel, went down to Middle Tennessee State University to give my slide show, and they were all backward. It was a very awkward and embarrassing moment, and I went back home to Nashville and Tipper said, "I knew I should have put those in for you." And then she said, "By the way, Mr. Information Super Highway, we have computers now and you should put them on your computer." Once I did that, it began to get a lot easier to update and improve…”

Wow- inventing the internet and actually putting pictures in computers…
If he could save us from global warming, what a hero he would be.
Hey Al, here’s an idea: the Sahara desert is a useless chunk of the world… just scoop it out and fill it with all that cold excess glacier water… pick ‘em up with helicopters and plunk them right down in the middle of the hole…the ocean levels would decrease and that could make Florida so big you might have gotten a few extra votes…
Al, we’ll even let you be in charge… you’ll get to invent the hard hat and they may even let you drive the bulldozer.
Give you something to do, anyway.
We could call it Lake Gore… no, wait, Gore Sea… nope, even better- Gore Ocean!
I mean, after all, if Michael Moore can beat you at movie making, perhaps that isn’t your calling…
And if George Bush can beat you at politics… well, start scooping, you silly, silly man…

P.S. Al, yesterday Kyoto warmed from 63 in the morning to 74 in the afternoon… better get on that… (perhaps they need a mayor)