Toys used to be so cool...

Ahh, video from the days of yore. When toys were toys. And toys were cool. Not that lead paint free, impossible to hurt yourself with junk we have today. Toys like spy pens that fired eye damaging projectiles, complete with spy paper that dissolves in water to form a concoction that is likely so toxic it could bring down an elephant. Real toys.

Bonus: A cap gun designed to look like a Tommy Gun. Seriously. How cool is this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMqd5EQXD-g