Tidbits

Elliott, to me: What can I do to get people to throw money at me?

Me, to Augie: Take his foot out of your mouth. NOW.

Augie, to no one in particular: I like jelly donuts.

Ellliott, to the WORLD: Doesn't anyone KNOCK anymore?

Charlie, to everyone: They won't let me do ANYTHING. I can't play basketball, throw the football, Ethan won't even let me wear his beard.