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Please sign in to post or comment. Week 28: Bad Santa?Posted by Caption Contest on December 17, 2007 - 2:41 PM Winning caption posted by sandyfer --- Give us a funny caption for this AP photo of an awkward encounter with Santa Claus and you could win a prize. Funniest wins a gift card from Target. We'll pick the winner Monday. One entry per person please. Multiple entries will be ignored. Submitted by thebabz on December 17, 2007 - 3:39 PM.
That smell? It wasn't me - it was Santa!!
Submitted by moochman on December 17, 2007 - 3:46 PM.
Ho! Ho! Ho! Who wouldn't go?
Submitted by Old_Chevy on December 17, 2007 - 4:04 PM.
Oh no!! I just had this suit dry cleaned...
Submitted by FOUNTAIN5 on December 23, 2007 - 10:24 AM.
Santa says to the litte terrorist, "Global warming and outhouse emissions will earn you a lump of coal!"
Submitted by john72440 on December 18, 2007 - 3:08 PM.
My father said to tell you that he doesn't care who you are! Just keep your reindeers off of our roof!
Submitted by asteele13 on December 18, 2007 - 4:15 PM.
Hey Santa, Did you hear me?
Submitted by ronmay on December 18, 2007 - 4:40 PM.
What???????????? There REALLY IS a Santa Clause??????????
Submitted by tinkerbelle0330 on December 18, 2007 - 4:41 PM.
OoOo...you have to be good?!?!
Submitted by tinkerbelle0330 on December 18, 2007 - 4:43 PM.
he does exist!!
Submitted by fmhand on December 18, 2007 - 6:13 PM.
Hey, big Guy,did you just feel something warm?
Submitted by fmhand on December 18, 2007 - 6:14 PM.
Santa, don't pretend you don't smell that.
Submitted by lori_j_r on December 18, 2007 - 11:58 PM.
C'mon, Santa. ALL babies do it, I swear!
Submitted by strater on December 19, 2007 - 12:56 AM.
NEXT ON MAURY.SANTA CLAUS TAKES A DNA TEST.SANTA SAYS "COME ON THIS ISN'T MY KID,BOB BARKER HAD ME AND THE REINDEERS SPADED AND NUETERED."
Submitted by Barberman on December 19, 2007 - 7:50 AM.
"Wow, Santa!
Are all those Angels singing for us?"
Submitted by spanky1234 on December 19, 2007 - 9:28 AM.
Wait don't tell me...fake beard, gloves, latent smell of Jack Daniels...not O.J., are you the Tooth Fairy?
Submitted by purpleprincess97 on December 19, 2007 - 10:21 AM.
While Little Johnny was showing Santa his new Karate moves that Comet taught him while waiting in line to see him, he mistakenly thought Santa's groin was a kicking bag.
Submitted by josephthompson on December 19, 2007 - 2:24 PM.
Darn those strained prunes!!
Submitted by centigray on December 20, 2007 - 7:23 AM.
Hey, wait a minute - this isn't Tim Allen !
Submitted by brian_nunnallee on December 20, 2007 - 8:23 AM.
I have been trying to tell Mommy that I am lactose intolerant. Maybe you can make her believe now, Santa!
Submitted by baronez111 on December 20, 2007 - 9:15 AM.
No! HE did it!
Submitted by Phlud_ounx on December 20, 2007 - 9:41 AM.
Stranger Danger!
Submitted by JBrown on December 20, 2007 - 10:03 AM.
But this one is on the "Naughty List"!
Submitted by rjay on December 20, 2007 - 12:17 PM.
Oh may gosh I don't know what happen! he came out of nowhere. He had hugh horns, and a red nose!
Submitted by CALLISON13 on December 20, 2007 - 1:20 PM.
Hey! That's the guy I saw mommy kissing and I'm going to tell dad and Mrs. Clause. Santa is going to be on the Naughty List this year...
Submitted by wolverines1012 on December 20, 2007 - 2:13 PM.
Watch the hands big guy.
Submitted by opus407 on December 20, 2007 - 2:38 PM.
What do you mean "You'll shoot your eye out!"?
Submitted by mlwallen on December 20, 2007 - 4:07 PM.
So....then who IS my daddy???
Submitted by tusmooth1 on December 20, 2007 - 7:45 PM.
All hell nah santa, you come up with my bottle or im tellin' everybody you FAKE!!, I dont got yo bottle. Dont play with me Santa I'll slap you....Who's kid is this?
Submitted by dmatthews on December 20, 2007 - 7:57 PM.
What the.......Grandpa.....is that you?
Submitted by dmatthews on December 20, 2007 - 7:58 PM.
What the.......Grandpa.....is that you?
Submitted by dmatthews on December 20, 2007 - 7:58 PM.
What the.......Grandpa.....is that you?
Submitted by jhendrix7 on December 20, 2007 - 8:31 PM.
Ahhhhhh, Santa did I wet myself or was that you????
Submitted by mrrmcdonald on December 20, 2007 - 8:44 PM.
Is that the paper mill? Nope, its your beard...
Submitted by mdouglas2709 on December 21, 2007 - 7:59 AM.
Who you callin' a ho?!
Submitted by sandyfer on December 21, 2007 - 10:36 AM.
Hello Santa, I'm what happens when kissing mommy goes too far.
Submitted by mschort on December 21, 2007 - 3:30 PM.
Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!?!
Submitted by carpenter6011 on December 21, 2007 - 6:04 PM.
Santa, I can EXPLAIN!!!!
Submitted by carpenter6011 on December 21, 2007 - 6:03 PM.
Santa, I can EXPLAIN!!!!
Submitted by cricketflea on December 21, 2007 - 10:02 PM.
...and an electric bottle warmer or I swear I'm telling Daddy it was you I saw Mommie kissing under the Mistletoe!
Submitted by biggdawgmoneyclip on December 21, 2007 - 11:24 PM.
"I just sharted."
Submitted by pablanco on December 24, 2007 - 7:24 AM.
THAT doesn't smell like cookies! Santa, which of us is lactose intolerant?
Submitted by barrygg80 on December 24, 2007 - 9:08 AM.
Is Mrs. Claus behind me? She must have heard about the lady with the crutches!
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