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Week 27: Santa overload

Posted by Caption Contest on December 10, 2007 - 2:44 PM

One out of nine Santas use Cialis to be ready when the moment is right.

Winning caption posted by Lt_Hewett

Runnerup:

Due to several incidents last year, all mall santas in Richmond County must report to city hall to be inspected for lice. - samblam

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Keep the holiday laughs coming by writing a funny caption for this AP photo of a group of Santas for hire. Funniest wins a gift card from Target. We'll pick the winner Monday.

One entry per person please. Multiple entries will be ignored.

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Submitted by thebabz on December 10, 2007 - 4:19 PM.
This little Santa had Viagra...

Submitted by daperdoo on December 11, 2007 - 8:48 AM.
Is that a real hat or you just happy to see me???

Submitted by centigray on December 11, 2007 - 10:54 AM.
Lady in red.

Submitted by strater on December 11, 2007 - 3:08 PM.
OY VEY.THE WORLDS FIRST JEWISH SANTA CLAUS

Submitted by FOUNTAIN5 on December 11, 2007 - 5:08 PM.
Santa, do you want naughty or do you want nice?

Submitted by purpleprincess97 on December 12, 2007 - 4:09 PM.
My, that's a big hat you have Santa.

Submitted by mindyclark on December 12, 2007 - 4:21 PM.
Is that a gray hair I see there, Santa?

Submitted by pablanco on December 12, 2007 - 4:55 PM.
SWF searching for her St. Dick. Elves need not apply.

Submitted by cricketflea on December 13, 2007 - 6:28 AM.
One little, two little, three little Santas, four little, five little, six little Santas, seven little, eight little, nine little Santas, ten little Santa Claus'!

Submitted by bosheaf on December 13, 2007 - 8:35 AM.
Whew! This is great! Just by the looks of it.. I think I may get hired as Ms. Claus! No competition!!

Submitted by misslb23 on December 13, 2007 - 9:09 AM.
Oh, what a laugh it would have been if Daddy had only seen Mommy kissing 9 Santa Claus last night.

Submitted by koricanprincess on December 13, 2007 - 9:19 AM.
Santa baby, just slip a sable under the tree, for me I've been an awful good girl! Santa baby, which one of you is going to hurry down the chimney tonight?

Submitted by brian_nunnallee on December 13, 2007 - 9:20 AM.
Is my present under here, Santa?

Submitted by tiffnolan on December 13, 2007 - 9:32 AM.
Out of 9 reindeer, Rudolph had the shiny nose and led the sleigh. Now I don't know where they bought their hats but out of 9 fat men in a red suit, this Santa is a shoo-in for the job!

Submitted by sid2279 on December 13, 2007 - 4:22 PM.
She really jingles his bells.

Submitted by susiemcgill on December 13, 2007 - 5:08 PM.
Where in the world isn't Carmen Sandiego?

Submitted by MsMamm on December 13, 2007 - 7:43 PM.
"Ho-ho-Ho"!

Submitted by saydi2 on December 13, 2007 - 10:16 PM.
Santa, it is not longer St. Patrick's Day, you need the red suit now for Christmas.

Submitted by Lt_Hewett on December 14, 2007 - 9:19 AM.
One out of nine Santas use Cialis to be ready when the moment is right.

Submitted by bdcates on December 14, 2007 - 11:05 AM.
...this MUST be the real one!!

Submitted by bdcates on December 14, 2007 - 11:06 AM.
...this MUST be the real one!!

Submitted by samblam on December 14, 2007 - 11:15 AM.
Due to several incidents last year, all mall santas in Richmond County must report to city hall to be inspected for lice.

Submitted by kreagan on December 14, 2007 - 3:01 PM.
And the winner is...Pointy Hat Santa!

Submitted by cecile on December 15, 2007 - 7:22 AM.
Oh Santa you've heard...blondes have more fun!

Submitted by tusmooth1 on December 15, 2007 - 7:09 PM.
Dernit Santa #3 I told you there is no drinking on the job, now give me that bottle.

Submitted by mgmann on December 15, 2007 - 7:37 PM.
Now, now...there's no "Claus" for alarm.

Submitted by mgmann on December 15, 2007 - 7:39 PM.
Feeling jolly now?

Submitted by mgmann on December 16, 2007 - 3:04 PM.
Santa, be a dear and tell me what you have in your pipe to make your hat stand up like that?

Submitted by mgmann on December 16, 2007 - 3:06 PM.
I wonder what that hat would do if I kissed him?

Submitted by mgmann on December 16, 2007 - 3:07 PM.
Santa is watching you.

Submitted by mgmann on December 16, 2007 - 3:08 PM.
What do you think about when you hold my hat up like that?

Submitted by watervalleyman on December 16, 2007 - 7:14 PM.
My you have big Christmas balls.