To Tip or not to Tip?

Tipping the Maitre D’, the Sommelier, the Chef, the coat check girl and Valet runner becomes a little much.

The bravery of artists…

Be against their mission, but support them
Be against what they do, but support who they are.
Deny their choice, but support their right to choose.

Baby Toupee: small wigs for small people

No baby should have to be bald. Not in America.

Site has every episode of Simpsons, Family Guy

I'm sure the vans are pulling up outside this guy's house right now.

Why did Bill erupt Sunday?

Chavez made him do it
Cause, darn it, he walks like John Wayne, too

Mahdi, or the twelfth Imam

The need to create this Armageddon is the primary need for nuclear weapons.

Video: Guitarist with no arms plays with feet

The drummer in Def Leppard has nothing on this guy. He doesn't look to be earning much from his performance, though.

Hillary for Vice-President?

Cause Bill obviously wants Richard Clarke to be the next President. The campaign started yesterday.

Why YOUR vote won’t count:

You’re not “a citizen of the United States and a resident of Georgia as defined by law.”
You’re not “at least 18 years of age.”
You do not “meet...

Pssst. Here's a secret. Football stardom is a lot tougher than it looks.

Who's seen the Back to the Future movies?

Remember when the Michael J. Fox character (Marty McFly) buys a sports almanac at an antique shop in the year 2025. It has stuff like the winners for the last 30 Super Bowls.

So when McFly takes his DeLorean back to 1985 he'll make it tough for Vegas to pay the light bill every month.

That was cool. Imagnine reading something and already knowing exactly how it was all going to turn out.

I got that feeling the other day after a wife-mandated clean-up session in my home office. Her smile gets wider with every old Sports Illustrated or Sporting News football preview I send to the recycling bin.

shhh… you’ll wake the Muslims

I like this Pope Benedict.
I like Joseph Alois Ratzinger a lot.
He knew what he was saying. There was no mistake, misstep, or misunderstanding.

A 100 Proof television preview

Here are a few new shows that have caught my eye. Some will be hits and some will vanish quicker than a Harriet Myers Supreme Court nomination but I think all of them will be entertaining.

Who will rid me of this meddlesome … Pope?

The next time a Muslim objects to the term “Islamic fascist”…

Talk, in everlasting words?

The words of a 14th century Byzantine emperor still cause death today?
Burned churches 615 years later?

Ideological impairment

``Anyone who describes Islam as a religion as intolerant encourages violence,'' Pakistan Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Tasnim Aslam said.

Your thoughts on new Larke contract

What are your thoughts on the school board's handling of Dr. Larke's contract and the terms of the deal?

Survivor: The recap

It's not that I am against it; it's just that I never caught the Reality TV Fever like most of the United States. I was probably one of the few people in the country that never watched Survivor...until tonight.

Bobby and Whitney to split. No!!!!

I guess Chris Rock was wrong, two crack heads can't stay together.

Devil's Advocate: James Brown Arena

It's been a while but the 100 Proof Wonder is back to blogging. There was a story last month that caught my eye and after seeing the public opinion of it I knew it was something I wanted to discuss.

"United" States of America- are we?

Does Al Qaeda know what "united" means better than we do?

"Our enemy has united its sides against us, and isn't it time to unite, you worshippers of God?" al-Muhajer asks.

But since it was one of them…

What movie scene will we have next?
Clinton being slowly killed in the death clamp of a mightily constrictive Monica?

Will we ever pass this way again?

The Path From 9-11 matters
Because the path to 9-11 won’t happen again.
We had an unyielding relativistic view of the world that fell with the towers.

The Greatest Voice of Dissent

Is not simply a voice of complaint.
It does not simply express hatred of a leader.
It isn’t an actor reciting a prepared script and it wouldn’t say what it “would have done.”
It isn’t a narcissist, thinking its naive perception can guide reality.

Prep coaches weigh in on the Bulldogs and the Gamecocks

It's always a pleasure getting the chance to talk football with Eric Parker and Lee Sawyer.

The conversations are never like they are with Joe Cubicle at the water cooler.

Bush's campaign of terror

WASHINGTON - President Bush kicked off the 2006 election campaign with a series of speeches designed to scare voters and improve his poll numbers before the mid-term elections in November. The president reminded the American people that "we are at war," and that evildoers are everywhere, even under our beds when we go to sleep at night.

Something wicked this way comes…

Or does it?
You can judge for yourself.
But remember, Islam does allow, encourage, Muslims to use deception in advancing Islam. And Iran recognizes no separation of church and state.

Can Clinton not handle the truth?

Bill Clinton did not have complaint, with that movie, Fahrenheit 9/11.

A Relativist

wants Islam and Christianity to be equal
Hezbollah and Israel to be equal
Iran and Israel to be equal
The Koran and The Bible to be equal
Jesus and Mohammed to be equal

For this day, we fight…

In their continuing attempt to treat reality as a soap opera most of the media only reported the Hitler and Lenin comparisons in President Bush’s speech yesterday (one even called it a ‘war rally’). So, President Bush once again had to remind us why we fight.

Democrats first, Americans second?

“… they preferred to designate themselves "democrats" rather than "American citizens."

Mitch Miller must die!

Let The Weasel be perfectly clear. The Weasel does not wish Mitch Miller any harm. In fact, The Weasel has great admiration for Mr. Miller’s musical genius and would like him to live a long and happy life.

But The Weasel predicts that Mr. Miller will pass away shortly after the publication of this blog. Mitch Miller must die to prove that The Weasel has abilities far beyond mortal men.

Survival: Segregation Island

They've set race relations back 100 years with the latest reality TV series "Survival: Segregation Island."

Watch the commercial for what will be the most controversial show on TV this fall.

What were they thinking?

This is another production from The Puppet Parody Theatre.