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Stem cell soup

Sprinkle with election seasoning.
Caution! Mixed contents will be hot!

Posted by gimpel on October 29, 2006 - 6:51 AM

Now I lay me down to sleep…

So gently. Just a little afternoon nap amidst all the sunshine and the Iraqi people.

Posted by gimpel on October 26, 2006 - 5:18 AM

What Bush won’t do to win…

He made the rich pay even more taxes than under Clinton

Posted by gimpel on October 22, 2006 - 9:40 AM

Hey, N, CAA

How many kids have you scammed today?
Ahh, the NCAA, always the flirt.

Posted by gimpel on October 19, 2006 - 7:30 PM

Our “twin towered” society

Because the world should have more than one language, and the freedom of uncommon speech.

Posted by gimpel on October 17, 2006 - 8:03 AM

snakes and snails and puppy dog tails

that is what, not so long ago, Michael A. Monsoor was made of.

Posted by gimpel on October 15, 2006 - 7:23 AM

Peace on the timeshare plan

North Korea, all you have to do is listen to our short sales pitch, take our money, and be peaceful until the money runs out.

Posted by gimpel on October 12, 2006 - 5:41 AM

Bush’s scandals

Aren’t even Bush’s scandals
They belong to Dan Rather and CBS
And to Valerie Plame and Richard Armitage

Posted by gimpel on October 11, 2006 - 5:29 AM

Foley is the fruit of the press.

“You can barbecue Foley, boil Foley, broil Foley, bake Foley, sautee Foley. There's, um, Foley kebabs, Foley creole, Foley gumbo, Foley pan fried, Foley deep fried, Foley stir fried. There's pineapple Foley and lemon Foley, coconut Foley, pepper Foley, Foley soup, Foley stew, Foley salad, Foley and potatoes, Foley burger, Foley sandwich... That's, that's about it.”

Posted by gimpel on October 09, 2006 - 5:24 AM

brb…the media is yelling

The very lightness of bleating…
Cause the media is a pack of sheep, crying the same thing over and over again so much– Foley is gay Hastert must pay Foley is gay Hastert must pay Foley is gay Hastert must pay Foley is gay Hastert…- that it just reduces to so much bleating.

Posted by gimpel on October 06, 2006 - 5:38 AM

Finally--------one line

There was no such line in 1983.

Posted by gimpel on October 04, 2006 - 5:18 AM

It’s the Quran, after all

With suicide bombings spreading from Iraq to Afghanistan, the Pentagon has tasked intelligence analysts to pinpoint what's driving Muslim after Muslim to do the unthinkable.

Posted by gimpel on October 02, 2006 - 5:44 AM

The bravery of artists…

Be against their mission, but support them
Be against what they do, but support who they are.
Deny their choice, but support their right to choose.

Posted by gimpel on September 28, 2006 - 5:35 AM

Why did Bill erupt Sunday?

Chavez made him do it
Cause, darn it, he walks like John Wayne, too

Posted by gimpel on September 26, 2006 - 5:28 AM

Hillary for Vice-President?

Cause Bill obviously wants Richard Clarke to be the next President. The campaign started yesterday.

Posted by gimpel on September 25, 2006 - 5:27 AM

Why YOUR vote won’t count:

You’re not “a citizen of the United States and a resident of Georgia as defined by law.”
You’re not “at least 18 years of age.”
You do not “meet...

Posted by gimpel on September 22, 2006 - 5:21 AM

shhh… you’ll wake the Muslims

I like this Pope Benedict.
I like Joseph Alois Ratzinger a lot.
He knew what he was saying. There was no mistake, misstep, or misunderstanding.

Posted by gimpel on September 20, 2006 - 5:37 AM

Who will rid me of this meddlesome … Pope?

The next time a Muslim objects to the term “Islamic fascist”…

Posted by gimpel on September 19, 2006 - 5:17 AM

Talk, in everlasting words?

The words of a 14th century Byzantine emperor still cause death today?
Burned churches 615 years later?

Posted by gimpel on September 18, 2006 - 5:25 AM

Ideological impairment

``Anyone who describes Islam as a religion as intolerant encourages violence,'' Pakistan Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Tasnim Aslam said.

Posted by gimpel on September 17, 2006 - 10:30 AM
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